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3/14 - Chantix. Does it work?

After trying to quit smoking cigarettes for 6 years straight, I finally did it! I feel kind of guilty, because everybody is congratulating me like it was hard. The truth is: on Chantix - it was so scarily easy.
After taking Chantix, I just went about my normal habits and my daily regime of smoking. However, I found after a few days of being on Chantix, I was smoking less and less. After 2 weeks, cigarettes just started tasting like complete shit, and I started to realize I was just lighting up out of habit, then taking a few puffs, and throwing the rest away; which was something I NEVER did before.
For me, there were no thoughts of suicide, my dreams were vivid, but not bad. And you know that feeling you get after your first cigarette of the day? I feel that all day. Plus, Now I feel sorry for all those nicotine fiends, and laugh at them. Because after you quit smoking, you realize how ridiculous smoking cigarettes really is. It doesn't even give you a buzz. Smoke pot. Just kidding.
The point: Chantix Works.. Even for the most addictive ass personality such as myself.

3/13 - SL 63 - lease or buy?

Well considering I just paid $3.59 per gallon to fill 'er up (20 gallon tank), and how much Mercedes suck to maintain... (everything goes wrong like Rear Climate CPU, the leave my ass stranded Airmatic, SBC brake unit; don't even get me started on how this shit almost killed my ass. engine mount, flex disc, plus various plastic pieces in the interior that just snap... . at least on my 2003 e500) The SL 63 is still a damn sexy car. Although it looks kind of fucked up the front is all boxy new benz, and the back is still curved and shit. Point? Lease the bitch, don't be stupid like me and pay cash for something that falls apart.

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So apparently the Encyclopedia Britannica kid from the 90s, Donavan Freeberg, is a porn editor now. Ah yes, that brings back memories of my father forking over $1300 for 1990 edition... plus all the companion books since... And look at all the good its done for the world. - Editor DEC/30, 2007

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10.07.2009

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ho news| boy, the Kardashians sure like black people. plus! New Features coming soon.
Damn Nikki has a perfect body, perfect hair, and most important this blue eyed beauty has a perfect pussy. (spread eagle primer) [met-art]
Fucked up handjob by Latina Alexis.
The girls, or the car.
If you liek freaky goth chicks, here is liz vicious.
Jenny Hendrix Getting Fucked Hard [slow]

9/20

9/11 - Lingerie Guide...

9/10 - Thursday.

What's Hot

Labor Fucking Day

Sunday

Everyday I update, I'm like a DJ. Here are the ho's. Show them the dough.
Dick in the mouth brunette milf. Slut all day. [ fleshpod ]
If you have some Dirt on your coochie, let me Brush it off for ya. [ breast, hipbones, brunette ] [ met-art ]
Girls, girls, girls, girls, girls I do adore. [ met-art ]
Damn, look at this high resolution shit out now these days. You need an HD monitor to fill this up. [ fleshpod ]

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Tuesday. fleshpod >

friday... i'm lookin' fools.

Okay so for Friday, we are going to talk about the difference between Flash Video, and good ole' WMV from evil microsoft. > Flash Sample | WMV Sample. I dunno, Flash just seems a lot choppier to me.
I would totally give this girl a facial. Even with her disappointing tits.

thursday. 8/20/2009

We are so judgemental. we think skinny bitches are babes. that's why we love skinny jeans.
Damn, she looks like Jail bait from MAtt's Models.
Chestnuts on Chestnut.
Alison Angel Stuffs her pink hot kiss. HD /ftv
You gotta practice anywhere you can if you want to make it on ABDC! - NSFW

hump day. 8/19/2009

6 years of construction, the ultimate slacker site.

Let's get out of this cookie cutter look and go custom. We need some sane web design. Because when I started this e-zine 6 years ago, their was all kinds of shit you could do on here... only problem, it kept crashing your computer.

8/18/2k9

8/17/09 - The deal.

8/16

8/15 - Girls are Easy

Some girls will do anything for money... including riding a dong chair.
she can massage my memeber any fuckign day.
Jasmine Jolie and the Chef
always love first anal scenes, even though her teeth her totally jacked.
i'm sorry, i would put something down on that nice couch.
Best your bacherlor parts didn't go like this!
nasty hot tub sex.
Model Search of the Day: Raven Riley
[share]Okay guys, as some of you know, our World HQ is based in Cary, NC. You know home to the largest private software company SAS, and of course down the street is the local strip club of which Jesse Jane is going to be at called Pure Gold. Okay so last night I'm asking my girl, hey do you want to go down to your old job and watch Jesse Jane. Mean while I'm thinking okay you know, maybe they will make out because she's been known to dyke out and my girl is hot. But anyway, she had to work her real job so we didn't go. So god damn it, Jesse Jane twitters she made out with a bunch of girls. And of course my lame ass girlfriend wasn't there.
All this time I thought Melissa Doll was an American. Watch this video, she has an accent
Finest girl. [ ]
Clara isn't ashamed of her meat curtains and displays them proudly by the pool... [ more @ FTV ] [she is: skinny, small tits, petite]
You will never ask for paper again. [ more @ METART ]
Figures if she officially paints herself, than she won't be naked.. [ @karlaspice, latina flavor, body painting]

8/14

Chat with our sluts. They will do anything for you. I mean anything, and if they don't, move on to the next one.Don't worry, we won't rip you off. We've been around since 1996. That's like 100 years in internet time.
Naked Twister
Dick Tracy's girlfriend falls on hard times. /met-art
jenni got a nice rack. /met-art
blonde, no make up, nice rack.
Wouldn't you love to be under her umbrella?
Mud pies. /met-art
Cute average bodied girl next door who can kind of lick her tit. / digital desire
Janine Haebeck is a German model who was Miss September 2006. We only have her bikin shots :(
Like Nubiles? We have a shit ton in our Fleshdex

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8/13

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6.30.09 - What's New

Red Head with a great natural perky set. / met-art
Sexy mischievous looking brunette / met-art
princess sucking her lollypop pop just turned 18
Nice Nips

6.29.09

6.28.09

Raven Riley school girl.
Hannah hunter playing golf. Or not playing. (hunter hannah)
♫ ♪ ♫ Little red hovette
Damn hot red head /@met-art

6.22.09

6.21.09

6.20.09

Check out our new site, fleshpod. It's in testing right now!

6.19.09

Thank the lord galleries open in a new window now. We make it easy to rinse and repeat now.
So we picked up this ho like this, and here was the result.
The girl or the pussy?
Good god damn, I've never seen a more beautiful oven. Bonus, she's bony.
White blouse, pink skirt, nice tits.
Take a goth girl and put her in girl girl clothes. And she's like, Fuck No, I ain't sitting ont he symbian.
Two bald girls.

06.18.2009

6/17/09

April 9

April 5

April 3

March 28

March 21

3/6/2009

February 16

february 5

February 3

February 2

6.25.09 Jan 22

Jan 16

What's New - 10 girls that wowwed me.

January 2009

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Sexy milf with gorgeous big natural tits. The Perfect throphy wife!
Ginger Jolie.
Thick Brunette. Sexy Tat.
She's getting kind of old, but I like her girl next door kind of quality. Actually more like a mom next door.

Dec 27 / new

Dec 21

Dec 15

Dec 10 - new

Tuesday DEC/02

Saturday

BlackFriday

What's New

11/25

Once you go black.
I love this girl. Perfect tits, perfect pussy. /met-art
Somebody's cute brunette girlfriend [freshgirl]
Wow Kari Sweets has a great ass. /karisweets

Nov 23

Oh man, last time I was listening to GnR I was riding my big listening to my cassette walkman... The first time I heard the album, I was a little disappointed. But actually, if you get the CD it's sonically pretty fucking good... Don't expect better riffs than Slash... but there is some excellent guitar work in the album. But guess what, you can get a free Dr. Pepper thanks to Axl releasing "Chinese Democracy" in 2008! Deadline 5:00pm today. Call 1-888-DRPEPPER or logon to http://www.drpepper.com (crashed)
LA AUTO-SHOW Babes. Safe for Work.
*This is Natalie Sparks pinstrip work outfit.
*Adri looks so sweet.

6.24.09

Brea Bennet blue lingerie.
Hot Girls of SEMA. /autoblog

11/13

11/06 - identify

11/02

10/31

10/27

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10/22

10/19

10/16

Your bb is on bd. Ever notice all the hottest looking woman are living in your town now? Not here. They live far far away from you.
Now this gives Catholics a good name.
Hottest red head to date. / more @ Met-Art
Sultry sophisticated pigtails, served for breakfeast. / more @ Met-Art
Mercedes McLaren SLR? /FTV
One of my most favorite "retired pornstars," Raven Riley
Pinkest Punani. /DDF
Sexy brunettes pleasure each other for our lens. /LSG
HC - Two small titty blonds please one guy

10/15 - Humpday

10/12

10/11

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Perfect 7

10/3 FRIDAY

10/2

9/30

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9/25

9/23

CNBC claims Sexist Men make 10 grand more a month. Now go tell your whore wife to cook you something to eat while you talk to one of our LIVE "models".
LINGERIE_Old ass lingerie
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These are monday's preview's bitches!
Vikki loves your dicky
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Dina-RIVERA

Wednesday

Monday

Thursday

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Friday

Thursday

Wednesday

Hardcore 5

Monday

Sunday

Friday

Big movie day

Wednesday

Natural breasted brunette cools off in her newly renovated spa type shower. (Wegga)
Sophie Moon... when first shots ever. (bytetek)
Awww, doesn't this gal look just like a sweet juicy Georgia peach? (MoFo)
Amateur cutie green eyed Athena to show us some service with a smile (chasjazz35)
When is it good to be a "Towel Head"? When you're Erica [ more ] (mrecrayon)

Tuesday

Fair skinned beauty strips off her school girl uniform to show off her fresh pink snatch (bytebk)
Blue eyed blonde models her bathing suit for us (MoFo)
Hot tall blonde [ more @ hegre-art ]
There's something about Gigi {more @ FTV} (chasjazz35)

Sunday

Saturday

Friday

Tuesday Olumpic Coverage

Wednesday

Shit it's Tuesday already

Monday Edition

Friday afternoon edition.

Shit, I always know it's friday because when I look at the girls online, and they are fucking beautiful. Oh yea, they don't have to work but once a week... -->
"well, i'm not your wife, so i might as well sit on the kitchen table in my lingerie and try to keep you around. then i'll proceed to not do this ever again."
pure dee, has become unpure for the first time. the "internets" is there
Itty bitty titty committee presidential candidate
Kumar doesn't want this indian girl
ruth and her girlfriends have some fun
she just doesn't look like that type of girl...but she is /hardcore
bandana wearing fool with a six pack. who would of thunk.
this is sad. because this woman is pretty in an sweet home alabama kind of way, but she's not "internets" hot. so she's way down here
see now this girl is more like a "if i lived in europe" kind of girl next door, look at these vast woods /land nymph kind of way. like she doesn't look like she wants to suck on your love stick, but if you stick around, she just might.

Thursday

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Sensually seductive eyes of the day
Wow, big tits with cleaveage. You don't see this often / met-art
Big tits
Sexy German bar tenders
Nooooo, don't jump... /FTV
Young cutie sticks it in her small slit

Tuesday

I've been noticing our european webcam "models" have been getting much raunchier in general. Is this a change for the good or not?
Thank you Kanye for your work out plan
Girl just looks like your typical really slutty blonde... but pretty cute
Jamie has the nicest hair of the day.
Finally, an Asian big in the chest, but not in the brain
Don't worry, she's legal, and you'd tap it
Wilst looking for a new HDTV, I went to CNET to find out tha they crowned a new HDTV Champ. Panasonic TH-50PZ800U
Believe it or not, this is Econ 101 for Internet Porn - NSFW

Saturday

Monday

Saturday Stockings

Silvie
Four girls in white have a party!
One of sexy Ahsley's first photo shoots. When she was young, and her pussy was tight.
Introducing the trashy slut look brunette
Sophisticated European escort's look better than inner city ghetto sluts
Fiery redhead (quick, before she turns into a goth kid)
Money makes the world go round.. and down
Raven Asks, is this what sin taste like?
You know she'll leave your bank account in the red too

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If you haven't checked out our fine stable of international mail order brides, you are missing out! Flirt w/ one today.
Veronika wants to restore faith in the US economy
Sasha knox substitutes toys for a cock
joss starts a career in adult modeling
You know what they say about flexible chicks
This girl is such a tease, but she has a nice body.
Eve is hot, even if she has a pimple butt
Fleshdex just updated

June 10

Happy Independence Day!

who wouldn't fuck Tiff with this face
The polish are known for more than their sausage, this is their national pride..
Would you screw a girl with a tramp stamp on the stomach?
Yes, though your creepy staring at her ass while she was sleeping, she magically became really horny.
Have you heard? Even if a guy is married to a super model, he is still tired of fucking her... Like Christy Brinkley's husband.. But ABC News comes to her defense by claiming "Anyone who is married to Christie Brinkley and has to masturbate at all is probably a sex addict..." Uh hunh, and I bet that one blow job (that he had to beg and plead for) Christy gave him 6 years ago was enough to keep him from straying... Anyway, why get married? So you can have your money grubbin' wife take you to the cleaners in a divorce? Why not take one of our money grubbin' whores.. at least they admit what they are....
Lots of new stuff added at Fleshdex //
Navaeh shows off her red dildo *hardcore*
This is how they stay cool in the ghetto
Kylie teen gives a great blow job
I'd totally do these two blondes
Blonde with big tits let you cum on her

June 28

If our girls are a little bit too gonzo because of their anal proclivity, and you just want to look at chicks getting into to the cam whoredom game. Then check out this new site, braodcastin' live from a bedroom near you, Naked.com.
Fleshdex update: Busty updates. All busty chicks.
Two very pink girls...
As close to perfection as you can get.
One of Gianna's first blow jobs on camera
This is one busty and fine polish chick
Couch top audition for America's Best Dance Crew

What's Hot

teen kelly saturday

omfg it's friday the 13th

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Sophie embodies slutty sophistication... /via JustTeenSite
MILF teaches younger blonde how to use her tongue ring {skippy} /via ChasinGirls
Hottie with small titties /via Met-Art
Sexy Dana lightspeed {mofo} /via DanaLightspeed
Sexy as hell brunette showing off her lingerie bling {MoFo} /via Met-Art
Cute girl next door comes over for a shower {redkingca}/via FTVGirls

phone give away contest! [ perma link ]

Have you noticed the our cam girls are getting hotter and their morals getting looser?
So basically we had this idea where you get regular guys, and let themfuck porn stars right... but typically, this happens.
god is her fucking face caving in
from meth use?
1st person to get Boobdex // on DMOZ will be getting a super thin and small Sony Ericsson W880i walkman phone. (United States only). This is an unlocked GSM worldphone, not sold in the U.S.. But if you have AT&T or T-Mobile, you can just put in your SIM card. Simply be the first person to Email editor@boobdex.com or yungstar@gmail.com with the link to boobdex in DMOZ, and you will bet getting this phone!

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May 31

May 26

May 25

I am sure this girl got just what she expected
Preston shows Katy his ratty new office . She says You know, "it's no big deal...just trying to get some new experience under my belt".
Bangbros takes another girls virginity ****
Beat the sky high oil prices this memorial day weekend! Pump one of our bitches instead!. The actual news is: if you upgrade to a V.I.P. membership, you can actually "teleconference" with our models. That's right, your perverted ass self can flash your weiner at a woman and not get arrested!
Sometimes I just love trashy girls like Brook with tight bodies and big ole' fake tits. Looks like they are built just for fucking.

May 22

May 20

May 18

May 15

May 14

Our girls are getting lazy... boost their ego by telling them how beautiful they are... that's when they get slutty. I've posted girls with audio feeds on the left.

MAY 08

Yesterday

MAY 7

Freshgirls >

MAY 04

MAY 01

APRIL 2008

lots of fleshdex stuff added by you guys...
Marketa Janska is making love to the fountain
So apparently Billy Ray Cyrus' daughter, Miley, star of the show 'Hannah Montana' is a slut in training... Today: BBC Claims "Miley Red faced Over Photo shoot" . Err yea, whatever. You know you love the attention.

Weekend Edition

STOP! Before one of our girls looking for a sugar daddy like you so they don't have to get a real job... except spreading them for you on demand.... I urge all of you to just take your hard earned cash and "Help a brother out...in the Sudan"
beautiful long haired beauty
beautiful Eurfat strips off her cat suit
cutie with her hair pulled back outdoors on the beach stripping off her red lingerie
busty jugged girl gives you the, "are you sure i'm hot" look...
This girl is plump

APR 21

Cute green eyed blonde milf with curly hair and freckles strips off her pink dress and lingerie in the bedroom. 61ms
Monika strips off her sun dress under palm trees. 237ms / mpl-studios
Sexy kelly by the fire place. 242ms / dreamkelly
Please check out our upgraded smoother video chat system... the girls in the purple have the new system installed...no email necessary. must be 18.
like a a lot hottie's added to fleshdex everyday

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Refunds are cool 1040 EZ refund wanting' ASS - NSFW aright, chiggadee check it out. aright. you want that $600 stimulus whatever you heard about, but yo ass never filed no taxes cause you live with you parents and you have a low paying part time job at Starbucks. But mostly cause you don't know how to file taxes. But you should this year, 'cause if you don't, you don't get no cash so what is a bloke to do? Simple use TurboTax online free edition. here. And go look at my hot girls. because they complaining', "hey, we aren't making as much money as you said we were going to" and i'm like, hey, "we're in a recession okay so spread it, and stick it. plus, you all euro sluts, the dollar is weak right now, what the fuck do you want me to pay you in? Gold? shit. "
Dana Lightspeed (mofo)
Red head girl wearing glasses, strips off her white bra and boy shorts and begins oiling up her busty natural breast (DELSOZ)

Monday

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Thursday >

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APR 08

8.4 - Savannah Gold - just as good as I remember, except now freakier.
Biggie 243 Images: Sophie page one, two, three, four and five
Cute little blonde chick named casey parker
Cutie Trista stephens [ more ]
Megan Summers Red Hot Lingerie

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MARCH 2008

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MARCH 23 > Met-Art Day

Long haired slut in a bath

March 21

this girls just looks way too fly. and her teeth are so white.
This blonde just looks damn sexy in her blue lingerie.
her face is kind of bla but her breast are like bam /FTV
aria giovanni is really starting to show her age, but filling out quite nicely
Date: 3/19/08 - Tired of Technology: Well, just started the install on Windows Vista Service Pack 1 @ 6:00 AM, hoping it would be all done in around an "hour". Sure why not, Microsoft has had a year to fix Vista... Okay, it's 2:18 in the afternoon, and my Sony VAIO Laptop with Dual Core 2GHz processors and 2GB of RAM, with Nvidea GPU installed SP1 without even a hiccup right? Yea. Fuck. Right. Vista sucks so much harder than a Dyson that it spent 3 hours installing and configuring, and 3 hours telling me "Service Pack Did not Install. Reverting Changes. Do Not turn off your computer." Yea great fucking job Microsoft... on XP. Back to the copy of Vista that blows even more. Send me a free upgrade Microsoft, because you basically ruined a years worth of web site updates by making it so annoying to use my laptop, I simply just avoid it.
update. finally installed sp1. just had to disable biometric fingerprint scanner, and viola. vista still blows, and is slow as hell. um yea. if you can't install your fucking self, why don't you fucking check that out first, before holding my computer hostage for a whole fucking day. thank you microfuckingsoft
Ebony and ivory, live together in perfect harmony, side by side on my penis oh lord why don't we? Yes we can! Yes we can!
Blonde gal living' the high hooker life.
So my one time TV crush Mischa Barton pops her top in some movie I never heard of. Her tits are coke headed small. Watch and Discuss.
Speaking of crappy reality TV stars, this chick kind of reminds me of

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Mar 10 - What's New

Hey guys, just got done moving all my shit from a one bedroom apartment to a overpriced McMansion on a slab foundation... So the updates have suffered. But I'm back, and ready to rock. BTW if anyone is interested in helping out on Boobdex:// please email me : yungstar <at> gmail.com and tell me what you can do. I need all kinds of expertise (as you can tell from my stunning design...)